Instructions Manual for Headache Free Socializing

Meet new people ---- > First Impression: Cultured Baffoons or Annoying Cicadas or Gossiping Geckos or Interesting Giraffes.

Try to put Baffoons and Cicadas into the nameless faces box.

Immediately tattoo the Gossiping Geckos as enemies with a hot branding iron.

Possibly meet up with Interesting Giraffes again.

If Interesting Giraffes are fun to be with, meet regularly. If not, stay in touch on facebook.

If you meet Interesting Giraffes too frequently then there are two possibilities:

One, you become Siamese twins.

Two, the Giraffe starts to show a split personality. Sometimes a Cicada, sometimes a Gecko and sometimes a Giraffe. In this case, you sometimes call them nameless faces, sometimes brand them as enemy and sometimes plant tall trees around them to see if they really are Giraffes.

The End.